Ping Fuck

Technical theatre term.
A rubber-band tied around a small piece of dowel, used to tie up cables.

When you accidently let go, the dowel hits the tops of your fingers at great speed. Upon which you yell out FUUUCK!

Hence, Ping Fuck.

'Let me just tie up this cable, *ping*, fuuuuck!'

by L_J November 13, 2004

ping

The time it takes for a command from your computer to reach a server and to get a response. The lower your ping, the better.

"My internet connection sucks! Look how high my ping is!"

by Master Man February 4, 2010

pingfling

Best free dating on the planet! Romantically automatic*

We met thru pingfling, It all started with a ping.

by pingfling.com January 24, 2018

Ping-Pong Sing-Song

The action of someone putting their entire head in someone else’s ass.

Yah bro it was crazy, I have her the ping-pong sing-song

by Ya boi og 420 October 14, 2018

brrrr ping BRRRRR PIng bRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

cargo

bro i wasn't just fast, I was like brrrr ping BRRRRR PIng bRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by wordoligy December 1, 2020

ducks can play ping pong

a phrase for truth it means something really true. It's a funny phrase because of the irony that ducks can't really play ping pong.

MAN1:wow i just saw i flying car!
MAN2:yeah right thats rubbish
MAN1:Honestly ducks can play ping pong!
MAN2:Really!! I believe you now

by natbinishguy84 April 18, 2010

Pinga-Bear

a slang term for a woodlouse (chucky pig) used in south west england, cheshire west and parts of australia. First used by Birchface.

have you seen the size of that Pinga-Bear!?

by lorraine patterson periwinkle January 16, 2011