two pete

The act of allowing two men to take turns slapping you in the face with their shaven ballsacks.

" Your looking alert ", "Why thank you I had a two pete last night !"

by T-Roy Tickle July 29, 2022

pandemic pete

The Governor of Nebraska

Pandemic Pete Ricketts.

I don't wear a mask Because my Governor Pandemic Pete doesn't think it's necessary.

by ImpalaPhil December 4, 2020

Pincher pete

One who pinches the cheeks of a unwilling participant

Wow my cheeks are raw. I know my skirt was halfway up my minge but I had a bad case of the Pincher Pete's.

by Russellsmallpiece April 8, 2023

Pete

Pete is a cool polish guy on the people playground server

Person 1 Hey have you met Pete?
Person 2 Yeah he's a pretty cool guy

by Simon The Snail January 30, 2021

Pete Gross

Seattle's biggest Raider fan. If he were alive today, he'd be a Ramfan.

Because of Pete Gross's Raider fandom, the Seahawks hired Tom Flores in 1992.

by southplainshttredskins April 28, 2020

Nasty Pete

A poorly made Mac and cheese made by a women named Carys

Ay yo Carys, this Nasty Pete is way to nasty.

by Ojansmo January 10, 2022

Pete Sake

A badass, efficient, mother' fucker. No-one fuck's with Pete. Respected by The Realest, he holds the titles: The Leader of WØrldcitiz3n.

Guy 2: Pete? or Pete Sake?
Guy 1; (continuing a story): Peke Sake man, Pete wouldn't be that cool.

Guy 2: Damn, you know him? no way!

by Sudonymovic May 24, 2019