upside-down pepsi

A condition affecting about 1 in 20 humans that results in an upside down hard one when experiencing morning wood. Usually comes from having a sex change two or more times, and normally occurs on tuesdays.

Tim: Hey, I saw Scott Chubbs in the gym toilets this morning and he had an upside-down pepsi.
John: Did you kick it?
Tim: Twice
John: Shot bay. I always knew Scott chubs used to be a girl.
Tim: Yea, but that upside down pepsi was upside down! I thought they were a myth!
John: Na G
Tim: Oh, aye G

by Barrod September 20, 2007

pepsmier

an exam of the vagina or anus, where a doctor inserts his figers and gun shaped object. he will then proceed to vigorously wiggle his fingers around.

misha:"hey sam did you here about ryans pepsmier?"

sam:"yeh i heard he couldn't walk for a week".

by dandingo March 18, 2009

Little peeps

A man that is only actually 3 feet tall that cannot palm a golf ball. uses a tooth pick to reach the buttons on the remote control. Likes to have sex with litle burned dead japanese animals. (homo-necro-pyro-philla)

by Big Smile September 29, 2003

peeps

two people on the same soccer team that are very close friends

those 2 r really close they are also peeps

by nate kutok June 11, 2003

Pepsi Blue

the shittiest drink ever.

"pepsi blue tastes like someone took a dump on a bunch of blueberries!"

by brittles September 12, 2004

pepsi cube riding

sport in which one slides on a flattened pepsi cube across a carpeted floor. For best results, have a friend pull you at a full sprint. Avoid walls, especially those perpendicular to your path or travel.

"We should totally rock the pepsi cube riding!"
"Yeah, I kinda smashed my head on the wall while I was pepsi cube riding"

by chiriko November 10, 2007

Peps

When the nipples are fairly large and round, to the point where they look like pepperoni slices. Hence the name, peps.

"Dude I don't know if you heard, but I hear Jenni has some sweet peps man".

"Dude nice".

by Davier-kun October 10, 2012