stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

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Parent Mode

When somebody gets into questioning mode with their kids.

Mom: You are spending the same amount of time "Studying vs Social Network"
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online

by desihost September 21, 2019

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A miserable person wishing to fulfill the goal through his well developed sperm, yet not accepting a goal of their kid they already did, therefore being happy and popular is cool but sex and nicotine addiction are bad.

Can be uses both as a gift and a curse.

"That's such a parent's sentence "
"You sound like my parent"

by Adolfenschmeritz October 4, 2019

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chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow

hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"

by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018

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Berkeley Parents Network

A collection of narc parents who base their existence around flaunting their parenting skills while pathologizing teachers and their own children alike. Great read if you want to justify not moving to Berkeley outside price alone.

Did you see that lady totally get up in my space back there? I bet she posts daily on Berkeley Parents Network.

by Someguy018 November 4, 2018

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extreme parenting

The act of raising 3 or more over-scheduled kids, especially in a busy urban or suburban area, and you go from man-to-man coverage to playing zone and the play clock is always running.

My wife and I just had our fourth kid and now we have to practice extreme parenting.

by ExtremeParent July 11, 2017

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