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poop coffee

Coffee beans that pass through the digestive tract of an animal and are excreted prior to brewing. The most well-known example are beans that are eaten and excreted by civet cats. This is also known as civet coffee or goes by its Indonesian name, kopi luwak. Recently, other types of poop coffee have gained attention, notably coming from the dung of elephants, raccoons, and even (gasp!) humans.

It is claimed that the process of coffee beans passing through an animal's intestines imparts enzymes which create unique and intense flavors. This, and relatively small yields have caused the price of many kinds of poop coffee to soar. It is frequently sold for as much $30-$80 US for a single cup. The hype surrounding poop coffee has led some in the food industry to contend that it tastes no better than regular coffee, and still others to contend that it tastes downright awful.
I went to this insanely trendy restaurant in Portland where they had poop coffee on the menu. For fifty bucks a cup! Now I'm fifty bucks poorer and I can't get the taste of civet crap out of my mouth!
by @Maxamillion April 29, 2013
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bison poop

bison antiquus, sometimes called the “ancient bison”, was the most common large herbivore of the north american continent for over ten thousand years, and is a direct ancestor of the living american bison. however, even ten thousand years ago, they still had a bunghole. yes, ancient bison pooped. their poop is an important source of nitrogen, phosphorous, calcium, and magnesium for plants and animals. without it, natural prairies would stop flourishing and become NONEXISTENT. fun fact: it dries and becomes a rock in 7 days!
example 1: bison poop is sometimes referred to as "nik-nik".

example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.
by maifingfongtable:))))) April 22, 2020
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Poop kink

you literally get aroused by shit. like actual shit. are you ok?

(also called Coprophilia)
Person 1: I have a poop kink!

Person 2: ok.
by RedToast0 December 23, 2021
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Poop Burrito

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.
Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.
by Number two in your heart June 5, 2019
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Poop chew

When you put in a dip(smokeless tobacco) while you take a poop.
Molly: "hey Gilbert are you in the middle of a poop chew?"
Gilbert"yeah...poop chew 4 life"
by Molly Clarissa October 7, 2016
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Poop Staff

A stick or large pole reserved specifically to chop and mash giant turds that fail the usual two flush method.
Grab the poop staff; this one’s not going down without a fight.
by Napoledan February 5, 2019
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Peek-a-poop

A peek-A-poop, a poop that starts to come out but then quickly retracts leaving you disappointed.
"Dude, I had three peek-A-poops today and I'm starting to get mad."
by PikachuIseeYou June 14, 2013
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