Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 5, 2010

CPK “Copper Penny Kid”

Someone who goes down to perform oral, and goes right for the butthole.

Denny V is a huge CPK, loves the taste of the copper penny. He is the original CPK “Copper Penny Kid”

by MC3WOOD September 21, 2020

Play the Penny Slots

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

by MatzahBear July 15, 2025

pink pennies

When you lick a butthole and it tastes like pennies.

I licked your butthole babe and you have pink pennies.

by Penny boy June 30, 2016

Pennis Inn (pennisinn)

the "pennis inn" is the place where all of a gay mans fantasies come true. a lovely woman named chloe will be your host and she has a penis too. she will let you do whatever you want at the pennis inn. she wants her customers to want her as much as they want the hotel. the pennis inn comes complete with ONLY honeymoon suites and a grand ballroom for those times when you just wanna DANCE!

welcome to the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)"! my name is chloe!

lets goto the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)" tonight boys;)

by ILIKECOX June 29, 2010

1944 penny

If you or someone you know has a 1944 penny hold it to a magnet. If it sticks to the magnet it’s made of steel and could be wor th over 100,000 dollars. If it doesn’t stick it’s made of copper and is worth about 4 cents.

Whoa, I just found a 1944 penny!

by Cacaree January 20, 2021

penny drag

To diminish something's value over time, little by little.

"You're penny dragging the cookie jar every time you sneak a chocolate chip."

"Lipstick is penny dragged with every use."

by RubberBanded Toasters May 12, 2020