penny-assed

giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.

x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.

by deslumoprime March 24, 2024

pink pennies

When you lick a butthole and it tastes like pennies.

I licked your butthole babe and you have pink pennies.

by Penny boy June 30, 2016

Play the Penny Slots

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

by MatzahBear July 15, 2025

penny drag

To diminish something's value over time, little by little.

"You're penny dragging the cookie jar every time you sneak a chocolate chip."

"Lipstick is penny dragged with every use."

by RubberBanded Toasters May 12, 2020

Penny Nose

Someone who refuses to spend money on anything other than necessities.

"Stop being a Penny Nose and lets go to the movies"

by Mucho Machado February 18, 2009

Penny K

The coolest person that everyone can trust and can have fun with.

“I wish that I had a Penny K by my side!!”

by Spy Sophie Stark June 28, 2021

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.

Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.

by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010