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you’ve got nits in your oven mits

a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits
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‘ you’ve got nits in your oven mits ’.
by i AM the silly August 10, 2023
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It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said
by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021
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Hibachi oven

Dude, last night i tryied to dutch oven my chick. She jumped up and i hibachi ovened myself.
by Norman Cockwell May 11, 2016
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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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ovenable

A food that can be cooked in the oven , either gas or electic. Any product that can be cured or cooked in an oven such as playdough / pre-pared takeaway meals.
Te boy asked his mother " Hey mum is this ovenable as he held up a supermarket single serve plastic wrapped saugage roll"
by Cookeroo July 24, 2021
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Modified Dutch Oven

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.
Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>
by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011
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