can\’t

An oddly weird fucking annoying way kids spell shit with an apostrophe.

Hey, I can\’t eat your toes tonight, sorry babe.

by BigLigmaJunk November 14, 2018

Cans-Only'd

When you are at the show and need to throw away your trash but then you get to the bin and it is for "Cans Only"

Hey check out this guy walking over to the bin with all this non-can trash; He's about to get Cans-Only'd!

by MullFonty March 14, 2021

Spinach can

The spinach can is from dhmis 5 and is the best character :)

Friend:who’s your favorite teacher in Dhmis
Me: I like spinach can :)

by I.like.anime.south.park.dhmis March 20, 2022

Shit can

The Ruler of Russia. I.e. Vladimir poo tin.

Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself

by Wayner Wayne July 28, 2022

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying.

Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!

by Chill28 October 28, 2020

wreck the can

A term used for dropping a huge number 2 in a toilet and completely ruining it for any other person who will attempt to use it.

Kevin Murphy (as Bella) - "Well, seeing how we wrecked the bedroom; it only makes sense to wreck the can!"
Bill Corbett (as Edward) - "WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THAT, HONEY!
- Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, former stars of cult classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 during the Rifftrax of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

by Ackbarfan5556 January 14, 2014

touzer can

a fucking slutbag cumdump whore

S: “i fucking hate you bitch!”
T: “wow you’re being such a fucking touzer can!”

by kardongays May 2, 2021