yanking the can

Beating your meat

Jimmy 1 I was yaking the can so hard last night

Shelly why are u tell me about u yanking the can beating ur meat{

by Goatboijay May 23, 2018

Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.

Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

Juice can

Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying.

Man, why are you always on your phone while we are talking? You’re such a juice can. Chill!

by Chill28 October 28, 2020

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 04, 2022

weasel in a can

it's all good man

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"

by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 23, 2015

touzer can

a fucking slutbag cumdump whore

S: “i fucking hate you bitch!”
T: “wow you’re being such a fucking touzer can!”

by kardongays May 03, 2021

Canning Yams

A term used to excitedly describe intercourse, preferably used by a man referring to a woman

After we both stumbled back to my place, I was canning yams all night!

Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!

This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!

by CanningYams215 July 18, 2018