Jewish slap

To be slapped by a loctka

"Hey watch out or I will Jewish slap you."

by AWD March 21, 2016

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 06, 2018

jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 07, 2016

National Jewish Bread Day

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.

You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!

by KaleemCat September 05, 2020

Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid

A Jewish kid that's ratchet as shit and doesn't give a fuck.

Man 1: Dude, did you see that Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid over there?

Man 2: Yeah he don't give no fucks.

by gmoney2904 December 08, 2017

Jewish Mormons

a Jewish family with 4 or more kids

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022

Jewish Cookie

When 6 men masturbate to a cookie and the one who ejaculates on the cookie last, has to eat the cookie.

No idea this is not suggested please don't participate in a Jewish cookie.

by RubyDrill October 10, 2017