miami dolphins fan

Another breed of a Miami Dolphins fan. They are often middle aged men who know absolutey nothing about football or the Miami Dolphins. They only like the Miami Dolphins because they like the Teal uniforms or the color rush uniforms. Most of these "Fans" don't even live in Florida and they don't even know a single player on the current team and only know about Dan Marino. These guys will go all over the world wearing the Miami Dolphins jersey's pretending to be fans of the Dolphins. In order to spot one of these guys they will often shout out the word Dan Marino.
(Guy 1) "Hey that guy is screaming Dan Marino in middle of nowhere for some reason" (Guy 2) "Those are a common breed of a Miami Dolphins fan they like to do that to make themselves look like they watch Football"
by JemMasters March 27, 2017
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Dolphin Foreplay

The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.
They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...
by leukippos May 26, 2011
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Alias of former tv star Flipper the dolphin. On Chappelle's Show, he was put into the community pool to scare off all the black folks because he hates them.
Man 1: Holy shit its James the Nigga hatin' dolphin.

White Man: They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than white lightening.
by mistahtom June 28, 2006
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This syndrome has been made popular by Rebeecca Black's "Friday" song.

The syndrome has been relatively ignored until this point. This has been a condition that effects all ages and races. Some of the signs of My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome (a.k.a. MHISADS) is the need to roll down the window in the car when you are "kicking it" in the front-seat or in the back-seat with your friends, then sliding your arm out and moving your hand and forearm up and down in a fashion which appears like a dolphin riding a bow of a ship.
Ryan - "Yeah, i was taking Nick home and all of a sudden, he started moving his hand up and down out the window like a damn dolphin"

Kevin - "Wow! I guess he caught that My-hand-is-a-Dolphin Syndrome. That's crazy! Hope you don't get it"
by einsBAMF69 April 26, 2011
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One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.
Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World
by I Love French Class May 14, 2009
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tic tac dolphin teeth

someone with jacked up itsy bitsy teeth who's sporting waay too much gum. for the most part this person gets by fine, until they crack a smile..and then you just feel obligated to punch the rest of them out...just to help them.
everything was going ok, till the bitch smiled and had tic tac dolphin teeth...so i punched the bitch in the neck!
by contay February 14, 2007
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Supa-Fly Dolphin

Gangsta 1: Yo dawg, that boy is a Supa-Fly Dolphin!
Gangsta 2: Fo' Real?
Gangsta 1: Damn straight Homie
Anthony Yeakey: I APPROVE!
by Tyrone B. Williams March 22, 2009
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