cock nose

Someone with a cock for a nose

"hey cock nose! you have a cock where your nose should be, that's why they call you cock nose! (it's a visual thing)"

by Cock nose January 5, 2005

Nose job

Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones

The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'

The cause for idols becoming enemies

Something demeaning

Dude, Charice got a nose job. I hate her even more.

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010

Blue Nosed

The point where you get to the point of sneezing, but just can't get the sweet relief of sneezing.

Joe: "I can't sneeze dude! I get so close and get blue nosed!"

by mntie September 18, 2019

Lake Nose

a condition in which one cannot stop sneezing, blowing their nose, or sniffling. This condition occurs specifically after spending a day on Lake Hopatcong, most likely from getting water in the nasal passage. Usually a self diagnosis.

UGH! I have lake nose and I can't breathe now.

I don't want to go swimming because then I'll get lake nose...

by woohoo123 August 2, 2011

Nose Bulimia

Definition: The act of trying to make yourself sneeze on purpose to get rid of a booger lodged way up in your nose.

Examples: Once, I had this one really crusty booger that my finger couldn't reach, so I sniffed some pepper and that sucker came flying right out!!

Yesterday, I was bored, so I did some spring cleaning for my nose by performing nose bulimia... *sniffs* ahh.. fresh air!

by i-like-to-eat-babies May 6, 2010

Noemi Nose

A Noemi Nose is used to describe a person with a flawless nose. Not to hard but not to squishy as well.

“Oh my god that girl has a Noemi Nose she must be sent from heaven”

by Gaehl Camou March 26, 2019

Nose cola

1. What happens when you laugh while you drink a fizzy drink. Instead of being swallowed, the soda goes up the nasal passage at least, and sometimes it spews out through the nostrils.

2. A warning signal to others of impending danger to spew soda out their nose if they are sipping while watching, listening to, or reading a funny episode. Often used in fan groups like on Yahoo!

1. The joke was so funny it caused her to have nose cola.

2. The following is a funny story I wrote. Warning: nose cola!

by Geodesic June 11, 2012