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primal swing

When a female swings from a pre-designated height, into the genitalia of her male partner. Usually of African descent, a scream or holler may be included.
"Dude, where were you last night?" "Sorry man I was with my girl. She pulled the primal swing and we were screaming all night long."
by Daddydankmemes June 21, 2017
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Swing and a miss

Commonly confused with the baseball term, swing and a miss means to do well in wresting.
“Wow! That wrestler had a swing and a miss!”
Yeah good on him
by Jacey Gull April 8, 2024
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scalp swinging

When someone continuously bothers you or "throws shade" from a distance that is when they are swinging their scalp
If she keep scalp swinging ima scalp her like a Native American
by JanetIsLife1966 May 18, 2016
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Tunisian Tire Swing

Verb/Action - A sexual act invoking strong penile muscles and hand strength/grip. The goal is to swing from a man’s erect penis until ejaculation without letting go, swinging in mid air of course.
Person 1: Dude, any tips on how to get quirky in a unique way?

Person 2: Hear me out, the Tunisian Tire Swing
by gv_86 September 24, 2025
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Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
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Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013
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