cock nose

Someone with a cock for a nose

"hey cock nose! you have a cock where your nose should be, that's why they call you cock nose! (it's a visual thing)"

by Cock nose January 5, 2005

Nose job

Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones

The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'

The cause for idols becoming enemies

Something demeaning

Dude, Charice got a nose job. I hate her even more.

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010

Bloody nose

When your nose bleeds, this happens when a nasal break these can be cause by picking your nose

Mommy I have a bloody nose

by Aunt Jane November 14, 2019

Nose Insurance

A lady with breasts large enough to protect her nose from being injured should she fall flat on her face.

Wow, those girls have got plenty of nose insurance.

by Non-pikers December 15, 2008

Nose cola

1. What happens when you laugh while you drink a fizzy drink. Instead of being swallowed, the soda goes up the nasal passage at least, and sometimes it spews out through the nostrils.

2. A warning signal to others of impending danger to spew soda out their nose if they are sipping while watching, listening to, or reading a funny episode. Often used in fan groups like on Yahoo!

1. The joke was so funny it caused her to have nose cola.

2. The following is a funny story I wrote. Warning: nose cola!

by Geodesic June 11, 2012

nose hickey

when someone uses aggressive inhalation of their nose to give someone a hickey 😏👃🏻💨

“hey where’s your hickey from”
“it’s a nose hickey! my boyfriend gave it to me”

by kootkatmeow October 28, 2019

Noemi Nose

A Noemi Nose is used to describe a person with a flawless nose. Not to hard but not to squishy as well.

“Oh my god that girl has a Noemi Nose she must be sent from heaven”

by Gaehl Camou March 26, 2019