Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it is live music and maximizing joy.

by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

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Loe'M Joy

She's Excellency. She knows her 'prize' & acts like She is deserving moke. Anytime She's Socialising, everyone gets an admire on Her. She's captivating. Hers ladylike'S exceeding the performance. She also knows She is constantly succeeding.

Been a time I met those chick, a typical Loe'M Joy. Sick to have left her on own.

by lmjluminous June 22, 2022

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Almond Joy

When you use coconut oil as lube for anal then go ass to mouth

I got drunk last night and gave Dalton the old Almond Joy.

by Bee721 April 30, 2024

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Joy

My favourite egg in the world
She's a Simp for everyone and everything

Some unwanted shit: who's joy
Me ofc: she's my favourite egg

by Jenn carter is bae🫂 November 27, 2022

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Joi

This is a gender-neutral person who doesn't give a complete shit about what you have to say to them. They are independent, brutally honest and somewhat attractive (if you know what I mean *eyebrow raise*). If you ask them to be honest, they will be honest. Don't get mad at them for telling the truth either or your face will be black and blue. A downright hot Aquarius who literally will say no if you ask for them to step on you. Don't make them mad or else... I warned you :). They might be shy at first but then they will show their true colors. Basically they are the shy person in the class that is a hidden sex-obsessed person. Become their girlfriend/boyfriend/lover and see what I'm trying to say. They want whatever sexy genitalia you are hiding in your clothes. Easily gets baby fever and reads fanfiction because they just want to be loved.

Jessica: Oh my god, Joi was too honest.
Brittany: What did they say?
Jessica: My dress looked liked dirty newspaper and paperclips.
Brittany: You asked for their damn opinion so shut the fuck up!

Random Guy/Girl/Person: Can you please just step on me Joi?
Joi: No... Just No

Joi: Gurl, that looks ugly as hell, please put that in the garbage!
Patrice: I might as well just burn it then, damn!
Joi: That's even better!

David: I should've never asked for your opinion if I knew you were going to be mean about it.
Joi: Boy please! You asked for my honest opinion and I gave it to you! You get what you get and you don't get upset!
David: *speechless*

Joi: I want to suck your dick real quick if that's okay.
Frank: Uh...sure, why not.

Joi: You...Me...Bed...Now
Alexandra: What?

Greg: My lover, Joi just asked if we could make a baby.
Ethan: What did you do to make her say that?
Greg: I showed her a tiktok of a cute baby and now she wants one.
Ethan: SHEEEESH, welp can't help you there... see ya later.

Grace: What are you reading?
Joi: Fanfiction.
Grace: HUH?!

by SparesomePUSSYma'am December 4, 2021

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