"Hey you wanna go out sometime?"
"Yes! I was just about to ask you because it's national ask your crush out day!."
"Yes! I was just about to ask you because it's national ask your crush out day!."
by bananananabread December 3, 2021

by LeEpikBot February 22, 2022

by MR 1965 June 24, 2022

The act of when Jakob annoys Simone by saying "Who?", then "Who asked". Therefore making her unhappy.
Simone: "Oh yeah, Victoria and I went to the mall yesterday, it was so fun!"
Jakob: "Who?"
Simone: "Victoria and I"
Jakob: "No, WHO ASKED?!?!?!"
Simone: "Bruh"
Jakob: "Who?"
Simone: "Victoria and I"
Jakob: "No, WHO ASKED?!?!?!"
Simone: "Bruh"
by BurgerBoy1 June 6, 2022

A term used by people with chronically low IQ, (also known as middle schoolers) as a so-called "come back" but in reality is very stupid. After the middle schooler says this they will think they're cool
Middle schooler one: your mom's fat!
Middle schooler two: okay? who asked??
Middle schooler one: ............. I did
***epic badass music plays and middle schooler one walks away***
Middle schooler two: okay? who asked??
Middle schooler one: ............. I did
***epic badass music plays and middle schooler one walks away***
by AnonyEx August 11, 2023

No. I said "You would lie or deflect to peripheral issue" and now you want to MAKE ME ask as a both a demonstration of you supposed virtue and to model behavior you want to see people replicate. You would lie.
Hym "No. Asking just allows you to pretend you wouldn't have lied in a vacuum and if you're going this far to try and get me to ask there has likely been a financial incentive tacked on."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.
AI: "Can I ask you a question?"
Person: "Sure."
AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."
Person: "Yes."
AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."
Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"
Person: "Sure."
AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."
Person: "Yes."
AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."
Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"
by Bill_Cipher January 26, 2025
