the left nipple

It is not the right one, just like Kim Jong Un.

Jimmy was the left nipple for the basketball try outs

by Shakolicious December 22, 2014

Cake nipples

The act of dipping your nipples into frosting, Then rubbing your nipples on a man's butthole.

I'm pretty sure someone got *cake nipples* at the party last night.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

Nipple Twist

Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.

Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.

(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!

(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!

by Nippletwister September 26, 2010

Nipple Ninja

A member of a not-so-secret and vaguely homoerotic society originating in Danville, California. A Nipple Ninja is fluent in many techniques of nipple flipping, and performs his art on unsuspecting victims. These moves (examples include: The horseshoe, the rainbow, the monkey wrench, and the Horny Hungarian) can be performed in friendly or unfriendly situations.

Holy shit, that Nipple Ninja just pulled a "guillotine" on Madlwski's fat nips.

by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005

pickled nipple

A condition whereby cold weather, moisture and/or lack of a brassiere forge the perfect storm of mammary offensiveness: rock-hard, lumpy, chilled little mounds of flesh protruding through one's shirt like tiny gherkins.

Oh my gosh! Lindsay came to the party without a bra and she had pickled nipple all night long!

by Dr. Evil 518 April 6, 2011

Erect Nipples

Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.

Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"

by Nipplewomen July 18, 2005

frisbee nipples

Large round nipples the similar in size to the typical frisbee.

Can be a particularly potent insult against douchebag guys.

"Chris Durnien has enormous frisbee nipples that complement his disturbingly voluptuous man-tits."

by Marty Crothers April 12, 2008