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It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.
Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.
by yoko ono March 28, 2019
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Morning dew

The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.
Dude, she had serious morning dew.
by jsabo November 22, 2009
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amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.
I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.
by CAPTIAN HERO January 14, 2008
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Morning Wanker

Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.
John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"

Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."
by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011
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Morning Cash

The 'Ring of Fire' one experiences after a night of intense Vindaloo consumption
"Damn it Ted, I think I've set myself up for some Morning Cash tomorrow"
by thecallofthewild June 21, 2007
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meninged

Mal Meninga's younger brother Bevan was convicted for killing his girlfriend on the Gold Coast in Australia. In his defence he said he was so drunk that he didn't know what he was doing. The term "meninged" refers to being so drunk you don't know what you are doing.
Let's go to a nightclub and get "meninged". He was so "meninged" he couldn't stand up.
by Tim Lawrence May 21, 2008
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Morning Dinner

Morning Dinner is eaten between 5am and 11am, after one has woken up. Examples include: cereal, toast and pancakes. It is more commonly referred to as "Breakfast".
Person one: do you want some pancakes for morning dinner?
Person two: hell no! its 1pm, time for lunch!
by andIcall June 18, 2011
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