Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 4, 2022

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo
Did u hear about doreen?
Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
Did u hear about doreen?
Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022

by Captain Dave 13 November 13, 2020

Does moist make you uncomfortable;)
by Wroosh September 14, 2020

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018

by Bekaisbetter June 7, 2018

The most bottom in the world they will always claim they are a top or a switch but in reality they are a sad bottom.
by Pridedspartan99 February 25, 2021
