matthew quillian

THE MAN

Such a Matthew thing to not admit being "the man" Matthew quillian aka "skeeter"

by Go horns December 14, 2022

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Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022

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Matthew Cassell

huge assed hobbit man with a tiny penis

“you know that kid matthew cassell”

“yeah, he ate my ass last night”

by dick123429 February 18, 2019

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Amazing Talented Young Actor... Who Puts His Heart into Acting. He’s Striving To Get An Oscar. He Loves Basketball & Music He Wants The World To Know That He Wants To Become a Director Once He Gets Older And Retires From Acting. Some idols of Matthew Garcia are (Joaquin Phoenix, Timothee Chalamet, Eddie Murphey, and Jim Carrey) He Really Wants To Play Comedy Roles But He Wants To Play Many Different Roles Such As The Drama & Romantic Genre So He Doesn’t Get Stuck As a “tight character” But He Always Didn’t Like School... He Was Very Independent at a young age.

Everyone: We Love Matthew Garcia...
Matthew: Thank You...Love You

by Barney Barney January 7, 2021

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adam matthews

I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.

Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.

Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care

Oh boy, adam matthews sure does love being gay and ginger and wants to be pegged with a french fry.

by Adam matthews daddy July 27, 2022

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