March 21

Today is national Kick someone’s boob day when we can kick someone’s boob once

random person1: *kicks boob*
random person2: OW WHY DID YOU DO THAT
random person1: it’s March 21

random person2: *kicks their boob*

by PersonThatYouTotallyDontKnow March 21, 2021

March 26th

international have sex day. Find someone, do the deed, if you don't succeed, well you're cursed then.

March 26th is the international have sex day, better get at it.

by Chessmeister69 March 23, 2021

March 24th 2021

Ask your crush if they like turtles day

Hey (girl/boy) do you like turtles? ( March 24th 2021)

by ExpertTacoLord March 24, 2021

March 30th

Today is the day where you log onto any one of your close friend’s account on any social media.

Just do it, it’s March 30th.

by Coolkat665 March 31, 2021

march 23

if you're born on march 23rd and you happen to be named Oisin then you're the sexiest mf to have ever set foot on this earth and you will most definitely become rich and famous and everyone likes you and wants to be you.

john: it's march 23rd
oisin: yea ik i was born today
john: and your name is oisin?! damn i'd hit that

by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat April 18, 2021

March 7th

March 7th.. On this day, Spongebob Squarepants sprung out of bed, running over to his calendar and revealing that on this day was the grand opening for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!! Where Mr. Krabs would also assign a new manager!

Spongebob: Today is the big day Gary!
Gary: Meow..
Spongebob: and it’s finally gonna come true!... Today... Sorry about this Calender.
*Spongebob Rips Calender, Revealing March 7th*
Spongebob: Today is the Grand Opening Ceremony for THE KRUSTY KRAB 2!!

by March 7th May 26, 2021

March 13

when soulmates meet

“we met on March 13”

“forever us”
“my soulmate”

by 764 November 22, 2021