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Elbow Licker

One mentally devoid of any logical thinking.

(Look at yourself in the mirror while trying to lick your own elbow)
Person A: Man that guy was such a retard...
Person B: Yeah, He's a bit of an Elbow Licker.
by Skirtchaser December 3, 2007
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grundle licker

one who spends tons of time licking grundles.
by dustinhacks March 19, 2008
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Rock-licker

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A person such as rockhound, lapidary, bonehead or mineral collector that licks rocks to bring out the color potential within the rough stone. Wetting a rock shows what the stone might look like once polished. Often a rockhound will become so excited at a rock or gem show that they start madly licking rocks, hoping to discover the hidden beauty beneath the rough, unpolished surface. To the other people visiting a gem show this activity can seem very odd, inappropriate, gross and even obscene.
Example 1:
"WHAT in the world is that freak doing over there!? He keeps picking up rocks from the ground and LICKING them like he thinks they're food! Yuck!"

"oh, yeah.. that's just that crazy rockhound dude named Mark. He's a rock-licker."

Example2:
"Man, that bonehead rock-licker has stinky breath and rotten teeth! I think I'll pass on looking through the bucket of opal he's been pawing for the past hour. "
by Jessa1155 March 16, 2010
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shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.
Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.
by malfunkt October 24, 2005
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Lockerz

a website that make users watch videos for points that can be redeemed for amazing prizes such as video games, computers, ipods, etc.

unfortunately, most videos are extremely uninteresting, half-assed, and worth only a couple points. you would have to watch OVER 9000 videos for an iPod
Guy 1: Dude! Let me invite you to Lockerz so you can get cool stuff!

Guy 2: Hell no! It's a scam...
by RifleMan1 May 4, 2010
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Arse licker

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.
Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.
by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009
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lockeridge

Slang for a peer who enjoys the company of larger women. A lockeridge will tend to prey on big women at parties, waiting until the right moment (often when the buffet is empty and they are feeling most vulnerable)to pounce on his prey.
Crikey - you'd need to be a lockeridge to stick her! or
Wow - I wish I was like lockeridge, that guy can stick anything!
by RhysO July 21, 2007
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