Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read

- Abraham Lincoln

by Anony. Res October 19, 2023

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Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019

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bro. he is so sus, like for some reason he is "busy" all the time. he is a chill friend probably not the best boyfriend... he doesn't take any risks and stays to normal things. lincoln is the rule follower, most likely will not do anything that is somewhat bad. he is a great friend that is there but doesn't give the best advice.

lincoln: (says he has to go) "gotta go"
friend: "why"
Lincoln: "I'm busy, but I'll text you"

by jigalyfish13 May 22, 2021

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Lincoln log

A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.

Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.

by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019

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Lincoln Street Alternative

a school full of absolute bottom of the barrel kids who couldn’t succeed at seaholm so they got thrown into a basement. half of them are either rapists, pedophiles or coke whores and sell their bodies for drugs.

guy1 :Bro doesn’t ella go to lincoln street alternative

guy2: yeah but her ass is fat

guy1: ur guaranteed to get syphillis but ok

by ilovegothbitchez42069 October 14, 2021

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