Skip to main content

Lincoln Park Special

When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.
"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"
by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022
mugGet the Lincoln Park Specialmug.

lincoln

a chill friend who loves cars and hanging with his friends he gets no maidens but he thugs it out he'll always be there for you
man i'm glad lincoln is so supportive
by regularC4consumer November 21, 2023
mugGet the lincolnmug.

The Fizzy Lincoln

Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.

Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
by ButtBandit420 April 5, 2024
mugGet the The Fizzy Lincolnmug.

Lincoln

A racist bigot who has no remorse for any skin color other than his own.
"That guy over there, name is Lincoln, hates black people, you can just tell."
by Bobbyjohn9786 November 20, 2023
mugGet the Lincolnmug.

Lincolned

To receive an unexpected cum shot to the back of the head.
“He hit it from the back and I got lincolned, 10/10, would do again.”
by o captain my captain March 25, 2024
mugGet the Lincolnedmug.

Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.
When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.
by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019
mugGet the Lincoln-loggedmug.

Abraham Lincoln

-is my name
And with my pen I wrote the same
I wrote in both hast and speed
and left it here for fools to read
by Anony. Res October 19, 2023
mugGet the Abraham Lincolnmug.

Share this definition