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Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.
Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell
by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021
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Lincoln Thorn

they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.
oh my god! that’s him!
who?
that’s Lincoln Thorn
oh yes he is not gay and he likes Kylie Marlow
by Broken-heartedLady1234 June 21, 2024
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Lincoln

A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.
John: OMG is a LINCOLN!!!
Ben Dover: He penetrated me last night!
by sexoffender_202 March 4, 2024
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Lincoln High School

LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL's like MLK Blvd.'s is where you can usually find the most ghetto whores, students smoked out, freshman’s with more diseases burning like hell or having 2+ Kids. Although their football team is amazing. And usually, they contain a disproportionately high percentage of African-American and/or Hispanic students.
Somebody from Lincoln High School burned me in 2019.
by TheWokeBitch September 21, 2021
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Lincoln gardner

A chink who lives in keelings in Cindy. He has a Mrs but doesn't talk to her cos she is 7 years old and has better things to do like play fortnite
by rlVash November 24, 2023
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Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".
by BukakeJones April 6, 2017
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Lincoln

Lincoln is a tall guy you go to school with. He usually will have a massive forehead and really small eyes. He can be very annoying and harass girls that he likes. He will try to steal your money so be wary. Most Lincoln's have a really weird smiles and are very insecure of it. So if you ever want to roast him or hurt his feelings, say something about his smile.
Girl: Stop harassing me lincoln
Lincoln: Give me all of your money right now
by hairssssss March 19, 2023
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