Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy December 14, 2008

Late Bloomer

A queer person who comes out of the closet late in life

I never expected James to be gay, he is 35 and everything... he really is a Late Bloomer

by Eastcanners July 21, 2019

late wife

something that dayoung from wjsn said to katie (fan) but she made a mistake so no one knows what she meant

dayoung: late wife :) (?)

by fefi March 18, 2021

late night finds

when ur scrolling through your camera roll at night and you fight good ol memories

late night finds

by Lil Uzi Vxrt May 8, 2024

early late

When you arrive later than you would normally be, but are still early.

person 1: "I'm a bit later than I was last time, but I'll still be on time, I'm early late!"

by d.d.1.2 May 28, 2019

You’ve become really boring lately

Jewish UrbanDictionary editors, I’m talking about you guys.

You’ve become really boring lately

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023