Juan

Juan is love. Juan is life. Juan is J U A N.

Virgin: hey what’s up with that weird horse on a balcony that people call Juan? I keep seeing it everywhere as a meme

Chad: that’s Juan.

Virgin: what’s the joke though?

Chad: it’s Juan.

Virgin: that’s not funny.

Chad: B L A S P H E M Y

by Juan_ November 10, 2020

Juan David

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.

Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.

Juan David is a really bad bitch

by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021

Juanning

to lie about anything; compulsive lying.

Alfonso: Oh my god bro, that foo Juan keeps Juanning about his job and carbon fiber hood. He doesn’t even have a job or a car he’s just flexing his brother’s stuff.

Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.

by gutzrud29 January 31, 2025

Juan

is n poes

jy juan

by tok5000 March 12, 2021

Juan & Lee

Some flibbers who eat all my corn and chicken

STOP EATING MY CORN AND CHICKEN JUAN & LEE

by James go away March 2, 2020

juan sostre

The big and the king of all niggas, he likes to fuck other chicks from the block and he gots STDs

Juan Sostre likes to fuck a lot.

by Sostre May 13, 2018

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016