jack rag

The rag you use to wipe your load up with after beating off.

Don't leave your jack rags on the bathroom floor.

by wino joe May 6, 2003

jack bauer

The death of Chuck Norris

Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass

by Alex D September 14, 2006

Jack Nasty

A hot sexy cowboy who sexes up Ennis on Brokeback Mountain.

"That fishing pole ain't never touched water. Jack Twist?! Jack Nasty!!!"

by Ted'n'Jeff April 14, 2006

jack-it jacket

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...

I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

jack sparrow

1. Captain of the Black Pearl
2. Completely insane, in a brilliant way

Daft like Jack

by katarik September 1, 2003

jack gilinsky

A sexy ass looking fuck boy with the Duracell battery hair cut. Who allegedly started in MAGCON but now makes music with his other cute bestfriend Jack Johnson. He also dates slut/bitch Madison beer

Dayumm jack gilinsky is so hot

by Fvckyapizza September 12, 2015

jack barakat

the uber smexy guitarist of all time low!!! he rox my sox!!!!!!!!

jack barakat is deffinently the second coming

by his_luver October 26, 2008