bathroom junkie

A person known to spend most of their day stuck in the bathroom doing heroin. Also known as being diagnosed with a Tinfoil disorder.

Hey man have you seen my girlfriend? You mean the bathroom junkie, she has been in there for 5 hours, and she took my tinfoil.

by Palm Tree DeucedeucE June 22, 2015

burger junkie

someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!

i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!

steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!

joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!

i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!

by michael foolsley August 6, 2012

FPV junkie

Someone who flys FPV drones excessively or obsessively.

Hey, where's your boyfriend? Thought he was coming with you? He's flying his damn drone. Sounds like he's a FPV junkie. Might need to have an intervention.

by Fpvjunkie June 15, 2022

Jizz Junkie

A cute 18 year-old neighbor's daughter who gobbles you up for attention.

"Dude! Darcy gobbled me twice in four minutes last night!"
Damn! Darcy certainly is a Jizz Junkie!"

by 69ingEmma February 8, 2024

Junkie

Dickheads in all ADIDAS gear and fanny packs. Caps that are lower than their eyes. Bandana masks. They walk like theyre legs are broken and are always tilting their head. Using 1 inch flip blades as weapons

Look at that "junkie" walkin all limp

by GOOFY351 May 8, 2020

Junkie

Crotch

Christian is a junkie.

by Blazifyyyy June 11, 2018

Junkie war paint

When a junkie accidentally wipes the soot and ash from smoking smack (H) on tinfoil across their face, resembling war paint.

Check out that bum… he’s looking like a skid row Apache with that “junkie war paint” on his face.

by McCarthy giagantadick January 8, 2022