Content Junkie

An addict who perpetually consumes dull content in video games and movies. They climb aboard the hype train each year and are thrilled to receive the half-baked, steaming pile of dog shit products they were misled to buy. They develop amnesia so they can continue to cope with the copy and paste mechanics, repetitive side missions, and terrible storylines that have been re-hashed to them over and over again. A good story means nothing to them, all they want is mind-numbing special effects and action sequences. They do not consume because they want to, they consume because they need to.

The saying “wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle,” is a concept that is very alien to them.

Not to be confused with a normie because this individual is an addict.

“Dude, did you see the new Far Cry trailer? Holy shit it looks so good! This year is stacked! We’re gonna get Madden 22, COD Vanguard, Battlefield 2042, and a new Assassin’s Creed!"
"No, I'm not remotely interested in games made for content junkies."

by Giant Dousch February 12, 2022

Propaganda Junkie

People who cried when Trump won. The same who played pokemon and waited on line for 2 days to get a new iphone...

She is such a propaganda junkie.

by Kapitan Remo November 10, 2016

Pleasure Junkie

A pleasure junkie is a girl or guy who is so insanely in love with someone they are constantly rubbing on them, touching their arm, wanting to always be with them, or the mere thought of them puts them in such a complete state of happiness or bliss that the love they have for them grows more and more.

Damn, Brianna's always touching Michael's arm, I think she's a Pleasure Junkie

by PleasureJunkie August 18, 2018

Junkies

New trier kids who think vaping is cool

person 1: “WOWZERS, I JUST TRIED MY FIRST HIT IN THE BATHROOM AND IM BUZZING!!!!!!
Person 2: “Jesus those kids are fucking junkies

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

Ash-junkie

A volunteer firefighter so addicted to the idea of battling flames that he begins to imagine smoke and fire where none exist, much like a desperate wanderer in the desert mistaking heat haze for water. Typically characterized by delusions of heroism, compulsive false alarms, and an insatiable need to prove relevance in the absence of actual emergencies.

“Calm down, Johnson—you’re acting like a damn Ash-junkie again; that’s not smoke, it’s just a barbeque pit.”

by Jack Dollson September 3, 2025

grill junkie

Someone who is addicted to grilling, BBQ & smoking meats.

He too is a grill junkie, and also smokes the best BBQ pulled pork this side of Saturn.

by oliver81 December 27, 2016

Junkie dumping

Junkie dumping is the city version of cow tipping every one of those junkies tipped over and past our standing up so when you walk over and push over a fentanyl and run is junkie dumping

Junkie dumping is the city version of cow tipping but with fentanyl junkies who are just standing there tipped over and past out standing up so when you walk up and push them over like a sleeping cow it's called junkie dumping

by Chaotic316 March 14, 2025