a: 'Where's Jasmine? We're supposed to leave the party together.'
b: 'Is that her? Sitting on the couch with all the guys?'
a: 'Shit, I should've known.'
b: 'Is that her? Sitting on the couch with all the guys?'
a: 'Shit, I should've known.'
by alsdkjfsd August 23, 2025
Get the Jasminemug. 
She is a flower, a deadly one. Jasmine will be for you unless you fork up. Jasmine loves to draw and binge-watch Chinese drama shows. She loves to brag about her grades, but other than that she very nice. She never says any bad words, unless you really pissed her off. She loves that she is named after da Jasmine Tea. She even has a song named after her in Chinese. Jasmine is a great friend, she will support you during school, but you need to pay her back in candy.
A: Is that Jasmine?
B: Yes, I think she's bragging about her grades again.
A: Dang my grades sucks.
B: Just pay her a Sour Patch Candy and she will help you cheat!
A: Dang what a nice person.
Jasmine: FORKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
B: Yes, I think she's bragging about her grades again.
A: Dang my grades sucks.
B: Just pay her a Sour Patch Candy and she will help you cheat!
A: Dang what a nice person.
Jasmine: FORKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
by Real Definitions :) November 23, 2021
Get the Jasminemug. Girl's name from Persian designation meaning "flower" and "allegory of love". She is unusually intelligent but tends to fall in love with the guys who will never love her back.
Guy 1: Jasmin likes me? CRAP!!
Guy 2: whoa Jasmin likes you? CRAP! That Jasmin chick is so beautiful and smart… why does she like him?
Guy 2: whoa Jasmin likes you? CRAP! That Jasmin chick is so beautiful and smart… why does she like him?
by Meikel November 21, 2021
Get the Jasminmug. Kinda crazy, a little hazy, but def not lazy. Jasmine is one weird son of a bitch, probably with homicidal tendencies, but damn she’s cool as fuck. Flirty to the extreme to the point where she’s immune to all flirtation, she’s real hard one to catch. Probably a sociopath. Apparently a top. Approach with caution.
by Mr. McSpicy Man April 10, 2022
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is the prettiest girl in the world she can be bossy sometimes but she is always happy she loves every one and laughs a lot she can be quite at first but when you meet he she can never stop talking she always gives her opinion and every one is her friend she loves herself more then others sometimes and she can be sarcastic😂
by DoSuffForDates December 1, 2020
Get the jasmine senarosamug.