Mind Control Media Minion

The dolled up corporate representatives with no insight on any topic outside of what they are told to repeat to humanity in order to promote the agenda of the elite.
"That mind control media minion just said Ron Paul is a racist!"

"Well she sure looks good there bud, are you sure she's wrong?"
by JB 1776 January 13, 2012
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blow job control knob

Look, he has a blow job control knob
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when your stupid fucking brother wants to play the damn xbox
brother: bro gimme the xbox controller
guy: fuck you
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A good idea to limit highly offensive material from this excellent dictionary
by SideshowFred December 07, 2003
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Middle Eastern Croud Control

Term To Discribe a Suicude Boming or Bomber
Middle Eastern Croud Control is a efficient way to disrupt a family event.
by One.Zesty.Lemon March 26, 2020
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control geek

A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm.
"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.
by CyAdora June 09, 2011
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mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
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