grandma’s kisses

when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass
my boyfriend gave me a bunch of grandma’s kisses last night when i was eating him out
by puckeredlips September 09, 2020
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cooking with grandma

when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking
by dhshwjwvwv June 19, 2018
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Grandma Bulge

When someone who is particularly fat has it all stored in their pants and gives them a massive bulge hence the name, grandma bulge.
by Meme Dungeon July 02, 2019
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Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.
by Sexowl2.0 November 18, 2018
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Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson
Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma
by Stinky lucas gang December 05, 2020
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grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.
Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town
by pl4ss May 08, 2022
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electric grandma

AKA the nickname 5 year old me gave Darth Sidious when I watched Return of the Jedi for the first time.
It’s the electric grandma!
by Skylanderscollector December 22, 2023
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