God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

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god

When your kill streak reaches 5+

that guy has reached god mode

by speedycum---3 November 10, 2020

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GOD

God is the most powerful being in the universe. Could easily defeat shaggy or chuck norris

I am god

by Fucca June 29, 2020

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God

My best guess is Wifi

religious person,"You can't live without god"

by DoubtlessCar0 March 4, 2017

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An amazing person that will always forgive you even when done wrong. He loves you for who you are and knows more about you than you even know yourself. He will make you day way brighter than anyone could possibly make it and protects you with his love, kindness. And holieness. He loves us forever and always.

God so loved the world that he gave us his one and only son to die on the cross for our sins.

God loves you always.

The haters of God will never win.

by Fireflies November 15, 2017

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