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pencil grip

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.
I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.
by Helios8170 November 22, 2018
mugGet the pencil gripmug.

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.
I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.
by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019
mugGet the carpenter gripmug.

gay gorilla grip getaway

when your bf gets stuck under the bed so you get them out by putting elmer’s glue on their pp and shoving it in their bf’s ass and thrust backwards
by karinaishot July 7, 2022
mugGet the gay gorilla grip getawaymug.

gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up
person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”
by pissy trissy August 4, 2022
mugGet the gripping my pattymug.

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.
Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023
mugGet the shit-gripmug.

dip and grip

The act of inserting one's finger or any object into their asshole, while jerking off
Last night I caught my roommate trying to dip and grip and he tried to play it off like nothing happened.
by THEBIGFISH6669 July 29, 2016
mugGet the dip and gripmug.

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