Tyler Glover

hung like a horse, easy 12 inches, no cap

OMG its Tyler Glover hes hung

by TylerTheMLGboss March 21, 2022

dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022

Black gloved

To take 100 dollars out of one ass while wearing a black glove

That man over there owes me 100 dollars, I'm going to black gloved him if he doesn't pay up soon.

by MikeHancho07 July 12, 2022

Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022

lady globes

the testicles on a trans woman

I had a nice date with Lola, but it was a little surprising when I got lady globes across the nose during the after party back at my place.

by CyborgimusPrime December 11, 2022

Spencer Groves

Greatest Hitter of all time

Spencer Groves is the GOAT of hitting.

by MLBProspectCamp December 28, 2022

Spencer Groves

One of the greatest hitters of all time. Avid eminem dickrider. GOAT of life.

“Spencer Groves is the GOAT”
“That’s tough luck”
“Texting J** A****”

by onethingthatsticksinmycraw December 28, 2022