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Furry Hermit

1. An ugly and useless underwater crab

2. An acoustic novelty band based in Greater Manchester

3. The nightly act of waiting until a flatmate has gone to sleep, before putting your balls over their eyes and arse on their nose - the practice is repeated until such a point that you are evicted from your place of residence.
1. Paguristes is a genus of hermit crab in the family Diogenidae. It includes species such as Paguristes Ulreyi - or "Furry Hermit"

2. Did you go to the Furry Hermit's gig last night? They were awesome!

3. Mike gave Geoff so many Furry Hermits, that ultimately he had to leave.
by smallasianman December 12, 2009
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furry saddle

noun- the act of a female squatting and riding on a bearded man's face
Oh baby, that furry saddle feels like carpet.
by Chili Hole December 25, 2010
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furry jacket

When you're doing a girl from behind and you cut her hair in small snippets and then jizz on her back. The hair then sticks on her back forming furry "jacket" layer of hair on her back.
So this girl kept complaining about the cold, so when I was doing her from behind I gifted her a furry jacket
by Los sass November 27, 2010
mugGet the furry jacketmug.

Furry Lius

furry lius is a gc/acc on twitter that is by far the most successful and amazing group chat. The furry lius are a giant cult known as "the furry lius". Their official lightstick is the cumbong and they have a dedicated, extremely interactive fanbase known as the cum warriors. They are known for their daily life advice that helps people throughout the world with their problems, their amazing love advice and the wise tweets that no one else can compare to. follow them on twitter @ALLTHEFURRYLIUS for love advice, clear skin, and good luck, and saving from dinosaurs
omg do you know the furry lius?
oh yeah they helped me get together with my s/o and planned our wedding!
i know them too! last week they saved my grandma from a dinosaur attack!!
that's so cool they saved my uncle from being swallowed by a cloud!
wow i should follow them on twitter!
by JOHWH0RE November 20, 2020
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Furry Flush

The act of squatting over the upper bowl of the toilet and joyously shaving one's pubes into the tank. Replace the lid and stand back as unsuspecting goobs scream in horror over the magically appearing short n' curlies when they flush.
That hoe screwed in my shower...THAT'S IT!!! She's getting a Furry Flush!!
by Jizzmaster 2000 April 5, 2011
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furry leader

by bigchup November 27, 2022
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Furry Hunter

Meaning: A Furry hunter is someone that is in the ranks of any furry hunting/killing regiment or group, or they have a extreme hate for furries.

Details: A high ranking leading officers are referred to as Chief. The Furry hunters Ranks are made out of weeaboos and gamers boys/ girls . The males usually are in some form of combat, whether it be front line or recon, whilst the Females wash the dishes and make sandwiches, but it has been known that women still go to battle. Most orders from Officers and Generals a given out via Tik tok Most of the time they are under cover. Many Furry hunters are socialists or communists but a large fraction are capitalists like the 69th Texas regiment.

History: The furry hunter History are not documented well as for the furry fandom to the normie's and media's eyes they seem harmless they act in there favor. During the Great Furry war, Many Furry hunters were forged in the year long troll battle of YouTube 2007, where brave men and women fought for our freedom against the furries.

Memorial.
2007 - present
death toll
allied forces
Gamers lost - 20,000,000,000
weebs lost - 30,000,000

axis forces
Furries exterminated -69,696,969,696,969
Chad: son, it time you knew I'm a Furry hunter.
Son: What's a Furry hunter?
Chad: *reads this entire page*
by XxX_GrandGeneralOsirisCuck_XxX November 9, 2018
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