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Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.
Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.
by McFeather November 6, 2008
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Soldier Front

A fairly decent game, run by ijji its probably the only game on their you can compete fairly evenly without buying premium items.

However this game is wrecked by noob glitches, anti recoils and wall hacks.

Its also wrecked by:
- Nubbies who don't know what "Ping" means. (E.g. They think it has nothing to do with lag)
- Idiots that like to accuse you of walling, but in reality you can hear the idiots coming.
- Idiots who call you a tanker when you actually have body armor on and have gone lite.
Soldier Front Nooblet Examples:

"Omfgz your suchz a wallerz!!"
"I could hear you, fking dumb head"
- silence -

"OMGSSDSDS I SHOTTTT YOU!!!! TANKERING BIATCHSSS!"
"Body armour dickhead"
by TheActualM9 August 28, 2009
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Plays off the front tees

To be homosexual - ie "putts from the rough" is "a little light in the loafers"
Did you see Chris strutting around in his pink FCUK shirt? I think he plays off the front tees.
by Safetyboy February 15, 2006
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Behind The Front

Black Eyed Peas debut album with the new artist Taboo joining & female artist who provided vocals though never officially a member Kim Hill (before the band consisted of ''WillX1 & Apl'' in Atbann Klann)

Amazingly 99.9% of people wouldn't believe they were listening to Black Eyed Peas, their debut album was pure up hip-hop reminiscint of Souls Of Mischief unlike their now commercial techno/electronic sound filled with autotune. Many old fans of the band lament at how BEP have completely gone away from their roots & become hypocritical as Behind The Front referenced to artists selling out & how BEP were going to keep it real, it also contained some brilliant rapping. The album is a gem in any hip-hop fans collection.
Black Eyed Peas ''before & after'' era is often split by when Fergie joined the band. A piece of trivia, Fergie only got into the band because their original female artist who sang with them Kim Hill left due to ''artistic differences''.........Old fans take this to mean the new era when BEP moved towards a more commercial sound.

Fingers crossed that if BEP break up the individual artists will go back to hip-hop material like behind the front, though it seems unlikely with the success they have had in recent years
by Datguy1&datguy2 June 14, 2011
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Chutney the Front Door Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chutney the Front Door Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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White Back to Front

“-when you get fucked in the ass, and wipe the cum from your ass up your pussy honey, up your pussy.”

-Trixie Mattel
“Hi I’m the white back to front that gotcha pregnant, Trixie Mattel”

“THATS NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE”
by Dragqueen113 December 13, 2018
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Back and Front

More polite way of saying cunt
That bloke was a right back and front
by murf86 October 22, 2008
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