Flatassmentalimparment

When a girl thinks she has a fat ass but she doesn’t have any ass

That poor girl over there has flatassmentalimparment

by Bigboy3578347 July 4, 2019

Flatassmentalimparment

When a girl thinks she has a fat ass but she doesn’t have any ass

That poor girl over there has flatassmentalimparment

by Bigboy3578347 July 4, 2019

Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley

Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory

by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019

flaties

People who come from different places and live under the same roof. United by one flat and a whatsapp group.

1. We like to share some pictures in our flaties group.
2. We are flaties since our college life.

by jaipal123 August 30, 2019

Flat River Racers

The most bad ass race car drives found in Pickerington Ohio . Deals with nothing but lights, speed and sound and most definitely their looks. They have their own crew apparel. One member of the frr in particular has serious trouble installing under-glow and can’t talk to girls. On the other hand another member of the FRR buys his girls.

Person 1- you ever heard of the Flat River Racers?

Person 2- yeah! Those are some bad ass mother fuckers !

by Frr-accountant December 27, 2019

Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019

Flat

Faith Seidel

Person 1: do u know any flat people

Person 2: have u heard of faith Seidel

by Big boi 22 January 5, 2020