crack flaps

butt cheeks

Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.

by A-Boogz July 3, 2014

Clown Flap

A clown that has a poop flap on his/her behind.

Oh my god, He's taking off his clown flap!!!

by Blaze Nightfire November 1, 2011

Flipperty-Flap

When you grab your flipper and smack you girls flaps so hard

I just Flipperty-Flap my gf

by TheGoatLord December 6, 2016

Flap-jacking

Flatulence while sitting on the floor of a shower.

After a combination of Indian food and a long night, Susan often finds herself the next dat flap-jacking during her morning shower.

by Professor Know-A-Lotta March 9, 2021

Bitch Flaps

Vaginal lips that are clearly visible through pants. Particularly lips that are hanging on bloth sides of the seam. Also referred to as camel toe or moose knuckles (the larger of the two varieties.)

1. Holy shit Jared! Check out the bitch flaps on that one!

by SnowmanND October 6, 2020

Scupper flap

When a woman has unusually long but fairly narrow and fishy smelling labia minora. Not unlike the adipose flap of a golden tilefish.

Man, I went to go down on this girl last night and she had a scupper flap. The appearance didn’t bother me but the smell ruined the moment.

by Swivel mi timbers September 12, 2021

flappity flap

Clumsy, awkward, flaming, ridiculous, failure. Demonstrates a weak style. Grotesque social error. Deliberately being a clown in wake of fumble.

I spilled beer on your carpet and then floundered around on it to soak it up with my shirt. (reply) flappity flap. He tried to impress the girls with a huge curb grind but his wheel hit a rock and teetering on the edge of balance he flapped his arms to maintain composure for a distance before falling over and bagging himself on the board, flappity flap.

by stunk February 6, 2014