Rule of Fist

Never put anything bigger than your fist inside you, unless you're being paid for it.

Did you hear about Brooke? She broke the Rule of Fist and haD to have her mom drive her to the hospital on Christmas Eve, whole family was over.

by MrTastie April 13, 2017

Furry Fisting

Verb

1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.

Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Abus Fist

Term used to talk about a situation or a fact that is extremely good, favorable or cool.

Marie : The show was amazing!
Sandrine : Yeah! You're right! It was abus fist!

by Steffie8 May 4, 2009

white fist

Shoving your fist up someone's penis untill they cum

I white fisted your daddy last night

by Ian Curtis simpson March 25, 2016

Junk Fist

When you place ones fist in someones genitals with great force. AKA Cock Punch

So Jamie is walking down the street whe steve grabs her boob without permission. Jamie immidatly gives him the Junk Fist dropping Steve to the ground holding his balls and screaming three octaves higher.

by The fat ogre of ABQ July 30, 2009

shit fist

One who masturbates into thier hand, which is full of feces.

you: hey bitch!
me: hey shitfist

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

Iron Fist

The act of taking ones hand and clenching it into a tight fist with the properties of iron at which point it is then thrusted into the rectum of a unsuspecting target, causing irepairable anal damage and an odd, humiliating sexual pleasure.

"My bitch likes it hot, Iron Fist style."
"...dude your fucked up."

"You ready to be fisted?"
"Yes but no lube."
"...kinky."

"Anyone like Tekken?"
"You sick fuck!"

by The Iron Fister November 4, 2008