When a girl has sex with a guy because she feels sorry for him. This can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.
Girl 1: I had sex with Dylan because I felt sorry for him. I hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.
Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!
Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!
by Vanilla Cat October 23, 2013
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I had to write this because some guys don't get that
tom
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tom
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And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
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And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
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The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
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You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
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But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
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by Big Fiz June 26, 2009
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