clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage June 04, 2011
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This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
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farmer pants

A Newfoundland term for Overalls or Dungarees, possibly a reference to Jim Lester, owner of Lester’s Farm in St. John’s, Newfoundland and how he always wears overalls when seen in public
Mudder, where’s me farmer pants?
Ol’ Lester is sportin’ ‘is farmer pants.
by spookmullett February 21, 2020
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kings fall farmer

a lifeless sack of shit that thinks they are powerful because they can skip ship encounter and they are owed something. They are actually in desperate need of a loving touch
"Whos that over there?"

"Oh him? Thats Bryce, hes a kings fall farmer"
by thefin04 September 21, 2022
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wind farmer

A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.
UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!
by HzlH May 08, 2017
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Farmer will

“Hey! Did you see that love islander rolling around with a pig”

“Oh yeah farmer will always does that”
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farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex
(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.
by Very_cool dude March 08, 2019
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