taco hockey

when you’re making out and your lips are sliding. the tongue simulates a hockey puck going in the goal.

“yoo dude, you were playing taco hockey with your gf weren’t you?”

by ashthegoat November 19, 2020

Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.

“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”

by Capndanpan December 31, 2020

hockey ass

having a large bubble butt

GD gunther has a hockey ass

by shania twain’s biggest fan February 6, 2021

hockey ass

a term used to describe a big ole butt

gunther’s hockey ass restricts his pants option

by shania twain’s biggest fan February 7, 2021

Hockey mom

A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms

"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin

by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021

Tonsils hockey

A act of two persons playing hockey with there tonsil.

We tonsils hockey because she had a good face in the pool party

by Sweet Man Big C May 2, 2021

junior hockey game

n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.

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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.

Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022