Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.

We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.

by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019

Fucking Floor Cheese

Cheese layin on Floor

Ayo my cheese fallin
*cheese fallin*

*cheese clappin on floor*
fucking floor cheese

by Manuel Felipe August 16, 2020

cleaning the floor boards

To eat a shaved pussy

to eat a shaved or clean pussy for example I was cleaning the floor boards last night

by Dawson420swagswagblazinheheh January 9, 2015

First Floor

Noun. Village of the mac daddies.

1. The ladies were all over Macy's like it was the First Floor!

by Bagwell December 13, 2003

caution wet floor

A chappaqua with much more talent then The flu or The undecided

Jon kinney march 13" man caution wet floor kicks ass i wish the flu was this good "

by Henry Neverstand March 22, 2004

20th Floor Truth

A bold face lie told to you by a full time employee of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, in the hopes that you will believe it to be true.

The Music and Cultural Arts division of the LDS church works on the 20th floor, and they tend to not be so truthful to those they deal with.

That's a 20th Floor Truth if I've ever heard one before

by Cannopy October 17, 2010

Blood On The Dance floor

The Best Band Ever.Has two sexy singers/Screams.Best Songs Ever.Everyone should love them.Who ever doesn't needs to be pushed down a hill.BOTDF Is The Best

Jessica: Hey Have You Heard Blood On The Dance Floor 's New Song ''BeWitched''

Carly: Yeah!They are the best band ever!

by !Blood*On*The*Dance*Floor*Rox! August 3, 2011