by an italian guy who likes pizza April 22, 2022
Get the fact mug.It's a shit of paper containing lots of fucks.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!
Well, at least you get it.
It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.
Oh wait, I meant "It's a sheet of paper containing lots of facts"!
Well, at least you get it.
It's a kid-friendly way to write/say fuck shit.
Intentional -
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.
Teacher: Here's a fact shee-
Students: *laughing*
Teacher: Anyway... Here's a fact sheet. A fact shee-
Students: *hysterically laughing*
Teacher: WOULD YOU STOP IT!! A FACT SHEET CONTAINS LOTS OF FACTS , AND TODAY YOU WILL WRITE AN ESSAY ABOUT THE FACTS LISTED HERE!
Students: *explosion of laughter*
Teacher: I give up.
by Entity 303 May 7, 2018
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Get the Fact mug.A 'fact got' is a slang for the word 'faggot'. A 'fact got' is what straight— often times— southern white boys use when they're too afraid to say faggot.
They normally comment 'fact got' under videos of homosexual relationships. Most people who use this are meaning it in a derogatory light, which shows they don't understand how to let other people be fucking happy.
But if a gay person is to use this, it's okay because they're gay. That's a given.
They normally comment 'fact got' under videos of homosexual relationships. Most people who use this are meaning it in a derogatory light, which shows they don't understand how to let other people be fucking happy.
But if a gay person is to use this, it's okay because they're gay. That's a given.
by ʚ born to cry ɞ May 28, 2024
Get the fact got mug.The truth will have no conceivable defence, where as a fictional narrative can always be confirmed as fallacy.
John: I believe that we can grow our gross revenue 10% over the next six years using this marketing strategy.
Harvey: Well, facts are friendly. until then, fiction is fallacy.
The definition of fact being an absolute truth, where as to define fallacy is to holding a mistaken belief, especially one based on unsound arguments.
Facts are friendly, fiction is fallacy - would be defined as until you have evidence you are unable to make a case against the fallacy of your argument.
Harvey: Well, facts are friendly. until then, fiction is fallacy.
The definition of fact being an absolute truth, where as to define fallacy is to holding a mistaken belief, especially one based on unsound arguments.
Facts are friendly, fiction is fallacy - would be defined as until you have evidence you are unable to make a case against the fallacy of your argument.
by Harrison T French October 20, 2018
Get the Facts are friendly, Fiction is Fallacy mug.A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.
Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"
Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"
Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"
Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021
Get the Ralph Fact mug.A jogie fact is a claim with no factual basis, formed from made-up ideas, random assertions, and false comparisons, that only seems coherent after incoherent nonsense is repeated, reframed, or performed until it sounds logical.
It commonly relies on linking completely unrelated things, misusing metaphors as evidence, shifting definitions mid-argument, and substituting confidence, volume, or humor for reasoning. When confronted with actual logic or verifiable facts, the person committing a jogie fact avoids engagement, ignores evidence, and attempts to drown out contradiction by talking louder, laughing, mocking, or changing the subject — especially in front of a crowd, where performance can masquerade as winning.
A jogie fact survives through social pressure, noise, and repetition, not truth, and collapses the moment calm, precise scrutiny is applied.
It commonly relies on linking completely unrelated things, misusing metaphors as evidence, shifting definitions mid-argument, and substituting confidence, volume, or humor for reasoning. When confronted with actual logic or verifiable facts, the person committing a jogie fact avoids engagement, ignores evidence, and attempts to drown out contradiction by talking louder, laughing, mocking, or changing the subject — especially in front of a crowd, where performance can masquerade as winning.
A jogie fact survives through social pressure, noise, and repetition, not truth, and collapses the moment calm, precise scrutiny is applied.
“Every time real evidence came up, he ignored it and doubled down with jokes — classic jogie fact behavior.”
by allknowingjavi December 15, 2025
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