An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.
Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!
by Sister in law flo March 30, 2022
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Player 1: omg this kid is so good!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
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