Ely

Ely, is a small Western town in Nevada with lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangsters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Meth capital of the world, where you can find dirty needles on the streets and in the mountains.

"Dude, did you see Tyler's pregnant cracked out sister Ashley?"

"Yeah,he's from Ely NV"

by Countryboy07250 November 15, 2017

Eli

Eli is a bozo, and very emo but he’s one of the people that you’ll never regret meeeting. He’s funny and also tall.

Eli is ur mom

by Urmomdotdotcomm November 8, 2021

Elis

A really nice guy. He can be a little bit quiet sometimes but generally, he speaks out on what is on his mind. He also has the biggest dump truck you can ever imagine, his ass is so big you can't even comprehend. He is also really short and has a crooked center parting. His penis is also around 2.62 meters long.

Oh God, there he is, the guy with the biggest dump truck and penis in all of Europe, Elis

by Giganormus Guy September 6, 2021

Eli Shift

Working more than 24 hours of overtime

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift

by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 5, 2022

The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

Eli

Very nice

Eli is nice

by Elliot12 February 13, 2023

Eli

Eli is a great guy who never forgets his girl just like me.He's always caring about me and will never dump me.He loves me so much and he loves me with all his heart.

Hey there's Eli's girlfriend.She's so lucky to have a guy like him.

by Tomorrow's gal friend December 15, 2021