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To speak incessantly and in great detail about a topic, including many of its tangents, about which nobody gives two shits.
"Have you heard him detroct yet?"
"No. What's it like?"
"Imagine a lecture given by an ADD professor who reads the textbook word-for-word."
or
"Guys, breaking news! Forgive me but I'm going to detroct here for a bit..."
detroct by MouseDenton June 8, 2014

detritus 

Stuff left behind, shit that no one wants. From Latin. Often used when the speaker expects that the listener won't know what the word means. This word is commonly used to describe the pile of bones and feathers that the hawk leaves behind after he eats the pigeon.
* Is that your detritus there?
* Why is all this detritus in the back seat of my car?

Pronounced DEE-truh-tus
detritus by dbushong June 9, 2005

Detroitist 

A person whose love for Detroit rises to the level of an idealogical worldview, usually in stark contrast to objective reality.

Detroitist is adapted from the Andrew Sullivan-coined term Chrisitianist - a Christian whose faith become their political idealogy. Christianist was derived from the term Islamist used to describe terrorists who attempt to defend their actions with Islamic scripture.
Joe is a Detroitist because, despite an indicted Mayor, a bankrupt school system, and double digit unemployment, he believes Detroit is a healthy, functional city. He cites the 100 downtown bars and restaurants as proof of the city's success.
Detroitist by Woodwards Friend June 23, 2008

Detruit la Nuit 

An exclamation, translating from French to destroy the night, after talking with friends about how legendary the night will be.
Dude: Bro, we are so getting wasted at this club tonight!
Bro: Detruit la Nuit!

Detroiterized 

A car after receiving custom work such as rust, unattached bumpers and fenders, broken windows covered with plastic bags, missing muffler, no side-view mirrors, huge chrome rims, bumpin' system, looks like tints are on the windows but it's really full of sheboons and bucks, hood held down by duct-tape, out headlights and tail lights, seats fully extended back, and stripped of all paint.

This cars can always be found in Detroit, where the population of the city has all had their car Detroiterized.
Jamie: Check out that car man. The thing is a piece of shit on wheels, and nice wheels too.

Toby: That's what we like to call Detroiterized. You won't find one in this city that hasn't.
Detroiterized by VtechGunner August 9, 2010

detroyit 

The really annoying mispronounciation of detroit. Pronounced: Deh-Troy-It.
1. Fucktard: "He's just a city boy,
Born and raised in south Detroyit"

2. Fucktard (Don Cherry): "Detroyit really knows how to keep the puck away from Osgood, and that's the Canadian way."
Don Maclean: *thinking* What a fucking asshat.
detroyit by Poo Holes June 5, 2008