Dank Protes

A term used by wannabe meat heads and weight lifters for protein.

Bro!! I took to much dank protes after our last lift sesh and got squirt shits again !

I forgot to wash the dank protes out of my shaker cup now it smells like my sisters ass.

by terry TERRY TURTLE January 11, 2019

duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.

Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018

Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.

Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?

by Dankmemes August 15, 2016

dank bean

this is a new meme

XD memes rule.YOUR A MOTHAFUCKING DANK BEAN

by the cancer crew May 18, 2018

Dank Packs

Dank Cannabis related products such as cannabis seeds and other smoking accesories.

Yo Broski! You got them fire ass dank packs yet ?

by dankpacks.com October 18, 2020

v dank

Very dank.

V just means very.

The Vlayboy jacket Craig Xen was wearing was V dank bofe.

by ThatYag April 19, 2018

Danke Punch

The act of thanking someone by physically punching them in the face.

I loved hearing what my boss had to say about my performance at work, so obliged him with a danke punch.

by Charles M. Nagasaki October 3, 2014